"Gue udah tau semuanya!"

Ita baru masuk SMU, masa-masa pubernya bikin dia centil dan suka ngerjainorang. Kali ini dia dapet kata-kata baru buat ngerjain orang.

Hari pertama, dia nelepon temannya :"Rin, gue udah tau semuanya !" "Hah.." Suara di sana terdengar lemas."Ta, elu jangan bilang Indri kalo gue jalan sama cowoknya ya Ta. Gue ada voucher makan di HokBen, elu jangan bilang-bilang yah. Sori gue cuma bisa ngasih itu doang.""Okelah, gue sih terima aja, lu kan temen gue."

Begitu telepon ditutup, Ita langsung teriak girang. "Wah oke juga nih, gue dapet voucher HokBen !! Coba gue praktekin lagi."Kali ini Ita masuk kamar kakaknya dan langsung bicara pelan didekat kuping kakaknya yang lagi tiduran."Wa, gue udah tau semuanya. Ternyata gitu ya Wa." Dewa langsung bangun,mengambil sebuah kunci dan berbisik pada Ita."Ta, lu boleh pake mobil sebulan penuh plus gue kasih bensinnya. Tapi jangan bilang Papi kalo gue nge-gele yah !!!" "Beres. "

Ita benar-benar girang, kali ini dia mencegat Papinya yang baru pulang kerja."Pah,." Ita mengejar Papinya yang cuek bebek "Pah, Ita mau ngomong.""Ada apa sih Ta ?!! Papa capek nih.""Ita udah tau semuanya Pah..." Mendadak Papanya celingukan, mengeluarkan HP dan menelepon seseorang "Ta, Credit Card kamu udah Papa aktifkan lagi. Tapi!!! Jangan pernah bilang Mama soal si Ijah."Ita girang campur sebel. Ternyata Papanya menduakan Mama cuma demi pembantunya si Ijah...Ita langsung berlari tanpa sepatah katapun

Diluar,Ita bertemu Pak Udi, sopirnya yang sudah belasan tahun bekerja dirumahnya. Ita mulai usil lagi. Dia kesal juga, pasti dia tau soal si Ijah, tapi bungkam selama ini, gue kerjain juga nih, pikirnya."Pak !!!" Ita benar-benar membuat kaget sopirnya "Saya sudah tau semuanya."Pak Udi terbengong, dan perlahan meneteskan airmata. Ita malah bingung."Ita !!! Peluklah Bapakmu ini Sayang. Akhirnya kautahu juga Nak !"

About Men (from Oprah)

• If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
• If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
• Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
• Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. 
• Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 
• Slower is better. 
• Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 
• If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
• Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
• Don't stay because you think "it will get better."You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
• The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
• Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
• Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
• Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
• If something bothers you, speak up.
• Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
• You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
• Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
• Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
• Never let a man define who you are.
• Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
• A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
• All men are NOT dogs.
• You should not be the one doing all the bending... compromise is two way street.
• You need time to heal between relationships... there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
• You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
• Dating is fun... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
• Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
• Never move into his mother's house.
• Never co-sign for a man.
• Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
• Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
• Share this with other women friends... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare ...